Dallas Cowboys

(Pronounced: Dal-Ass Kaoo-Boees)


The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).

The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.

Example: Lets watch the Dallas Cowboys beat the Washington Redskins.

by Alfie Gareth August 8, 2005

dilly dally

to screw around, to doddle, to waste time

Mr. President, quit dilly dallying, you need to be arrested for war crimes.

by Rachel June 18, 2004

Dilly Dally

To ejaculate, in a number of ways. Including masturbation, sex, or any means of getting off. Can be a verb or noun.

I shot my dilly dally clear across the room.

I dilly dallied her.

I got dilly dally on my guitar.

by 6mSEF July 25, 2009

Dallas cowboy fan

A big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people

Man i hate that Dallas cowboy fan next door hes a big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people

by add dangrousman3570 on fortnit November 14, 2018

Dallas

He’s a gay person who is also a water bottle in his wet dreams

Dallas is kind of not smart

by Hoehspe April 29, 2019

Bonkey Dalls

You mean to say Donkey Balls, but are so fed up with your best friends girlfriend. it comes out Bonkey Dalls.

This trip sucks Bonkey Dalls.

by scissorfight February 18, 2010

Dallas-Fort Worth

The sea of cookie cutter suburban hell set in the middle of North Central Texas. Also called The Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex or DFW by locals. All the Metroplex cities are the same. If you were beamed into Arlington, Grapevine or Farmers Branch or Garland or Plano, you wouldn't be able to tell which one you were in. How are you supposed to distinguish among various outlets of Mattress Giants, look alike subdivisions and thousands of redundant strip malls?

I'm moving to Dallas-Fort Worth next month.

by Unknown June 11, 2006