Wank-A-Diddle

Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5

Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂

by Onamazzadont@me June 12, 2019

Mrs. dudley

A shit teacher who can't actually teach. Instead she makes students watch youtube videos for lessons and homework.

"Damn, I have Mrs. Dudley for chem." "Did you do the video notes?" "Hell no. We've had five of those this week."

by zdbadtshr May 8, 2017

Mr. Diddlez

He is ashamed of being a diddler but he's also a champion at it

Mr. Diddlez has two watches on because it's always time to diddle

by anonymous March 7, 2021

duddies

Another word for a dutch. Usually used by teens while talking on the phone to a friend in front of their parents. There's also the words dutchies , and blunts.... and alot more.

Jake: yo wuts up wit you ?
Mike: nothing much on my way back from my girlfriends house.
Jake: you should pick up duddies on the way back.
Mike:k.

by googlebuds April 28, 2010

diddle diary

images collected by women during the day which are then used to masturbate. Female version of the spank bank.

Girl 1: Check out that guys ass!
Girl 2: Whoa!!! Thats going in my diddle diary.

by dp & ah January 12, 2009

skittle diddler

He who diddles the skittle

OMG, He's THE skittle diddler

by Vaginal Navigator November 17, 2010

dudley

A mentally deficient person.

Look at that guy. He looks like a bit of a dudley.

by johnnylongprong October 28, 2011