about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

by shakneekwa October 14, 2005

trap door shit

A violent shit best described as simulating the act the free-fall that is possible should one kick open a "trap door" and fall through - a "trap door shit" is when a defecator victoriously evacuates with JUST enough time before shitting oneself - that unrelenting shit being of flood force when released - kicking out as if it was free falling through a "trap door." Often, but not always triggered by diarrhea.

"It was a real race to the toilet - I was fighting hard to hold in a trap door shit that was screaming and threatening to run down my leg."

by Aspirin Ott July 29, 2008

Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob

The Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob is when a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. When the other person walks through the door the man pulls down his pants, bends over. and defecate all over the person's crotch

"Aw man someone totally pulled the Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob on me. There was cum on my hands and shit all over my penis."

by donkay_fucka June 14, 2009

Glass Door

Being able to see what the inner workings of a company are, usually as an employee of said company.

Looking through the glass door of I-BEE-N, we can see that the upper Management make 32% bonuses on top of their commissions.

by limeyluke September 7, 2009

1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 8, 2007

doorknob

Known for being illegal to lick on other planets

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob

by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018

Door lock anticipation

That brief period between when the driver gets in the car and when he unlocks the passenger door for a friend waiting to get into the car.

The passenger often tries to open the door a few times before it is actually unlocked. Sometimes the attempts to open the door and the actual unlocking of it coincide, and the attempt negates the unlocking.

Hey, keep your door lock anticipation under control! Quit trying to open the door until I unlock it!

by cindy whatever September 1, 2005