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Digital douchebag

A "digital expert" that works for an advertising agency. Usually has a title like Digital Producer, Digital Manager, Social Media Manager or Digital Strategy Advisor.

Their job usually involves spending all their time looking for "cool shit" on the internet and charging you large amounts of money to show you a bunch of Youtube clips or provide a report that advises you to set up a Facebook account for your company.
Joe: Wow that Digital Douchebag down at the agency sent me a link to this awesome video! Did you know that China will soon become the number one English speaking country in the world?

Qamar: O shit. Fatboy Slim. Awesome!

Joe: Awesome!

Qamar: Awesome!
by Ilav Gäeseks May 21, 2011
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douche hammer

King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.
Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.
by matt musser March 26, 2007
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douche pipe

The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).
Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"
by Cockzilla October 9, 2005
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douche donkey

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.
-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.
by nubman September 19, 2008
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douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.
My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.
by scott negley March 24, 2007
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douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.
"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."
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Douche Warbler

A douche warbler is a person who is beyond being a douche, or who has just done a stupid douchey thing
Oh my god you are such a douche warbler.
by BurgleDBoo November 9, 2009
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