Douché
Douché by Hairy.Fish November 3, 2010
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Douche'
dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
Douche' by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Douché
When ever someone makes an asshole statement so harsh you cant think of any comeback just say Douché.
Like Touché but with a D.
Like Touché but with a D.
Douché by dadtouchedme April 12, 2010
Douché
The word used to commend someone on a clever or witty response to an argument, whilst sounding like a complete and utter douche at the same time. Used to pull someone off their high horse whilst acknowledging their point at the same time.
douché
(Tim and Nick are midway through an argument)
Tim: Well Fuck You!
Nick:Suck My Balls!
Tim:No im good your Mom already did that last night.
Nick: Douché.
Tim: Well Fuck You!
Nick:Suck My Balls!
Tim:No im good your Mom already did that last night.
Nick: Douché.
douché by Vlad von Veggieburgur December 6, 2009