Dorsalwank

A dorsalwank is a type of masturbation practiced by a gentleman rubbing his cock between the rolls of flab on a fat lass's ( or fat lad's ) back with a view to achieving sexual relief

Jimmy dorsalwanked on me last night and it felt sooooo sexay !

by Dr Elephantus January 4, 2011

dorsche

Combo of a dork and a douche.

A really dorky guy who is also acting or dressing like a creepy douche bag is a dorsche.

by chjad April 5, 2011

dorsal fetus

a parasite shaped like a fetus that attatches itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to syphon nutrients to itself

woah did you see debby?
yea she has a monstrous dorsal fetus!

by SwabbyLeftNut April 19, 2011

dorkstrosity

When one is a dork of such epic proportions they become an event, like natural disaster, or Godzilla. This is known as a dorkstrosity.

That dude, Rob? He's a dorkstrosity.

by threnodyangelfire October 15, 2011

Dorsher

Boner

Dan was being a dorsher

by Boner6669 November 4, 2011

Dorksport

A form of sport played by losers or dorks, the game tends to require no muscle mass or much talent, for example frisbee.

I hate sport, apart from Dorksport that is, like frisbee and such.

by J.T Yo August 14, 2012

Dorshwin

Name to describe a completely gullible person.

You're such a dorshwin Madison.

by Alexxxx319 June 17, 2013