donkey door

An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.

The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.

Why don't you check your donkey door?

by gadiv November 3, 2009

Donkey Style

Anal intercourse performed from doggy style. A synonym of "donkey" is "ass", hence the connection.

"She was an animal in bed, so I figured she'd go donkey style."

by Fred S September 1, 2005

swamp donkey

In Canada a Swamp Donkey is a Moose.

We were out hunting the other day and we didn't see one Swamp Donkey.

by stevecanada June 15, 2007

floor donkey

The first person to pass out on the floor at a party

Kalan is always a floor donkey

by Scarab January 23, 2004

Donkey Cron

high grade marijuanna that kicks exceptionally hard when smoked

Watch out that shits the Donkey Cron, it kicked a hole out my lung.

by xtnjnz March 19, 2010

Tool donkey

A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.

I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.

by Scott Mc Daniels August 13, 2011

Hoe Donkey

An endeering term for the person you are currently sleeping with.

"Got to get home and see the old Hoe Donkey", or Ï love you hoe donkey"

by ernieTorphan August 24, 2009