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Bethel Park School District

A suburban school district south of Pittsburgh, that is a extremely white school district full of drug dealers, addicts, and the mentally ill. Also known for their extreme amount of bomb and school shooting threats and their sports achievements. They also just can’t hire any normal teachers.
“Why are you off school?”
“Oh there was another bomb threat.”

“Wait do you go to Bethel Park School District?”
by thatonequirkybitch November 17, 2021
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Do Not Disturb

A phrasing meaning to leave that person alone cause he or she does not want to be disturbed
person: hey wyd?

me: DO NOT DISTURB ME BITCH!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
by Chickennuggetshoe December 3, 2021
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distance distortion factor

Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".
by KamelJockey2001 February 23, 2008
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Distracted

Used to describe someone who is dealing with a lot of emotional turmoil and cannot focus on the correct path enough to follow it.
She cannot call me to tell me she misses me because she is distracted with problems in the real world.
by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015
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Red Light District Hair

Hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the Red Light District. The condition generally affects males. Sometimes referred to as RLDH, for short.
Girl: After making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious Red Light District hair.
Friend: Cute.
by snizzlepoof June 26, 2010
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Distortion

An effect used it many rock songs (Think Nirvana) that makes a guitar sound loud, gritty, and much more 'heavy hitting'
In 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' the opening riff is played clean twice then distortion kicks in.
by Paul April 22, 2004
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Social distancing

What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.
by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020
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