Ear Dildo

a Q-tip

ben: "dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear dildo's a month ago

by gothunkeverythingchick January 9, 2010

Dutch dildo

when you shit in a condom and freeze it. then you give it to your girlfriend.

yo my bf gave me a dutch dildo for my birthday. it melted after 5 minutes

by SLUTGURL_69 June 18, 2011

ass ramming dildo demon

a demon that lives in a dildo and fucks you in the ass while youre sleeping.

Henry didn't realize he was getting fucked by an ass ramming dildo demon because he thought it was his friend, AJ.

"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."

by EnergyDrinks17 December 29, 2009

Dildodian

Being used as a Dildo; pussified.

All you Dildodians are belong to shawns mom.

Make your time.

by Patrick Andrew Hansen May 28, 2004

dildo smuggler

1. a person who smuggles dildos for a living.
2.a similer to a dick tree or cunt tree
3.An asshole

what a dildo smuggler

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

dildo

Direct In-Put Limited-Duty Officer: an individual commissioned into a branch of the military typically without having traditional ROTC training. A DILDO is typically selected to fill a specific job, with little or no opportunity for lateral movement. Most of these jobs could easily be filled by civilians, but a commission is bestowed to provide a visual level of authority to junior military officers and enlisted.

A typical example are the officer instructors at both the enlisted and officer Naval Nuclear Power Schools in Goose Creek, SC. Individuals apply for DILDO commissions out of college and, if selected, are sent through Officer Candidate School. At completion are award a commission in the US Navy as an ensign. These officers then become permanent members of the instructor staff at the Naval Nuclear Power Training Command (NNPTC).

by navy bob October 7, 2007

Dildo Baggums

the name of the person who joins your team on Halo 3, but decides to betray you and then proceeds to teabag your corpse.

goddammit flyingmonkey503, nobody likes betrayals or teabags, you dildo baggums!

by Tordawg March 26, 2009