Dew Dick

The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."

-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"

-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."

-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"

by Dr. suckonmydewdickbiotch March 2, 2011

Mountain DEW

Replacement for alcohol used by gamers below 18

Liquor's gotten old. Let's try something more addicting like Mountain Dew

by Olive Soose November 21, 2018

Mountain Dew

A goddamn MLG drink. Very common.

Joe: Hey Mack, want some Mountain Dew and Doritos?
Mack: Hell yes, it's time for MLG!

by Bloopmamoopa June 16, 2016

Mountain Dew

A widely known drink in America,named after the dew that comes from the leaves after a good rain.

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"

I drank some Mountain Dew.

by Hybrid Fangirl January 26, 2017

sick dew

a shitty ass haircut

lol look at max's sick dew!!!1 lololol.

by mBaker May 13, 2005

j-dew

j-dew is a word used in jfk school in place of word jizz cumor man milk

u love j-dew u dirty j-dewist

by shanaynay1 December 6, 2006

mountain dew whore

a man or women who exchanges sexual favors in return for mountain dew

Betsy gave Joey a blow job at the supermarket because he gave her a bottle of mountain dew, because she is a "mountain dew whore"

by anon4u April 15, 2012