Deez Nuts

~ When you Look down between your legs and see a boulder ~

Guess what came in the Mail today?
Deez Nuts!
Ha Got it!
Ha Got it!
Hahaha!

Deez Nuts by yomummy June 22, 2015

deez nuts

what came in the mail today

Guess what came in the mail today!!!
What???
deez nuts!!!
What flavor???
STRAWBERRY!!!

deez nuts by s22jjames January 16, 2019

deez nuts

funny term that cool people use

hey you want some of deez?
deez what?
deez nuts! mutha fucka

deez nuts by calvizzal October 5, 2006

deez nuts

Often used to fuck with people and piss them off, sometimes said as if singing a song like "Deeez Naauuuts."

Shawty wanna ride wit me ride wit me crack d nauuts

deez nuts by CrackDatNut November 1, 2004

deez nuts

A way of saying: OH SNAP YO! YO ASS GOT TOLD! or generally making the reciever look like an idiot.

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, CD's.
Me: see DEEEZ NUTS!

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, tapes.
Me: Tape DEEZ NUTS to your chin!

deez nuts by DCrookZ November 11, 2003

deez nutz 

(also "deez nuts") A common phrase found as graffiti everywhere. Appears to have originated from a rap song in 1992.

An example of the phrase "deez nutz:"

DEEZ
NUTZ
'92

graffiti'ed on a wall

deez nutz by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

deez nuts

testicals
balls
nuts

guy:hey candiz
gurl:candiz what!?
guy:can DEEEEEZ NUUUTTTTS IN YOUR MOUTH

deez nuts by JORDAN LEWIS January 28, 2004