decaplex

When something is 10x more complex than your average pickle, it is a decaplex. one can also be decaplexified.

As the chemistry professor began spatting equations to the class, Bryan, Trent and Shawn, all decaplexified, decided to change their majors to assholeism.

by the designers June 13, 2007

decapitasm

To have an orgasm while mutilating a person/animal

"Did you hear that Hannibal Leckter had a decapitasm in the victim's freshly severed throathole"

by Omnicron Cmeister August 29, 2007

Deceptaboss

1. A.) a person who was at one time a boss but has since lost this status. or B.) a person who deceives him or herself into believing that they are a boss.

Such a person exhibits unbosslike characteristics like maximizing ones profit at the expense of friends.

2. the polar opposite of an autoboss; one who false steps like there is no tomorrow.

1. Tony Almeida was the greatest side-kick boss when he was all about helping Jack Bauer, but then he played his bro... what a deceptaboss.

2. This guy Lion goes around acting like he's fly and owns everything. He doesn't. He's the epitome of a deceptaboss.

by Geradimus Prime May 3, 2009

deceptofile

(n) a person who looks attractive from the side but vastly less attractive to a disappointing degree when they turn to face you. The root is a combination of the words "deceptive" and "profile".

Note: this is different than a "deceptophyle" which is a guy who only has sex with transformers.

From the side, she was a fox, but when she looked at me head on, I realized she was a deceptofile--so disappointing.

by jodyOs November 16, 2009

deceptious

An extremely, underhanded, deceitful action, thought, idea, belief, value etc.

Deceptious in his thinking as he sought to hide the papers he had recently removed from his fathers briefcase.

by Ned Phillips November 7, 2011

decantsy

A frail,yet high moral well being

He refused to take the last jelly bean, because he has decantsy and self-respect

by CliffCrockett November 1, 2011

Deceptacronk

That that sneaky morning decoy poo you have the morning after eating say, a really spicy pizza with jalapeños, that lulls you into thinking your arse has got away with all the chilli seeds you ate. Shortly followed by what can only be described as a bout of Satan's Marmite.

"I thought I was out of the woods this morning after last night's vindaloo. My morning poo was fine, but it turned out to be a deceptacronk."

by bum chutney October 6, 2013