Dairy Queef

The act of eating a lot of dairy and have insane diarrhea while at the same time queefing. Can also happen during intercourse.

Hey Kate, so I was just in the bathroom having a dairy queef thinking about you.

by Dairy_Queef October 22, 2015

smug dater

when someone apprciates their own relationship to the point that it makes everyone around them want to throw up

dude frank is always boasting about his girlfriend analyse, hes a smug dater.

by whitepowerboy December 4, 2009

Fairy Dairy

A respectful but accurate description for jizz from a person who identifies as gay

I had an amazing evening. I swallowed all the fairy dairy he gave me - and then remembered i was lactose intolerant. Then it was a shitty night.

by Charliemademe July 13, 2018

non dairy creamer

A woman with giant breast implants.

"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"

by jimmyinu November 13, 2005

dairy queen

dairy queen is a gay cow

i think your cow is gay she must be a dairy queen cause she only eats heyyyy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 8, 2009

dariram

I have no fucking clue >:

Daririram, dariram, darirarirariram, darira dam dam.

wtf >:

by Johnson September 5, 2003

Dairy Queen dip

A dairy queen dip is when a guy is screwing someone up the ass and when he pulls out he was shit at the end of his dick. Hence a dairy queen dip because of how a ice cream cone is dipped into chocolate.

A man screws his girl friend up the ass and comes out with a dairy queen dip.

by sexyman123445567 June 12, 2008