The most sexiest, hottest, smartest and did I say sexy yet? People know that this guy is a badass. He’s got a massive dongle and a big heart. He is funny, smart and overall, caring.
by fortnitemasterxd123 November 14, 2019
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Darry is a shit bloke. Unequivocally, undeniably and unrelentingly shit. The term Darryl is assigned to someone upon completion of a particularly shit act to another person or people.
Darryl has allegedly been linked to the September 11 attacks, the BP Oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, the Lincoln Assassination, the Carter Assassination, the holocaust and the removal of the Caramel flavour from the Big M product range. Darryl will fuck your wife/sister/cousin the second he has the chance and will be happy to tell you about it. In short, Darryl is an exceptionally average bloke who's never done anything good.
The term should not be used lightly as it must appropriately reflect the shittness of the act committed by the person.
Darryl has allegedly been linked to the September 11 attacks, the BP Oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, the Lincoln Assassination, the Carter Assassination, the holocaust and the removal of the Caramel flavour from the Big M product range. Darryl will fuck your wife/sister/cousin the second he has the chance and will be happy to tell you about it. In short, Darryl is an exceptionally average bloke who's never done anything good.
The term should not be used lightly as it must appropriately reflect the shittness of the act committed by the person.
Bloke 1: Hey sorry guys I forgot to pick up the beers and didn't ask for extra BBQ sauce on the pizzas.
Bloke 2: Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit.
Bloke 2: Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit.
by knackerbags December 5, 2010
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(originating from the Bob Newhart Show, "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.")
(originating from the Bob Newhart Show, "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.")
by Dom & Sarah April 28, 2008
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married to Karen
will only drink beer from a pre-chilled glass
needs to talk to the manager if someone’s sitting at HIS table at the pub
drives a Range Rover
his walk-in wardrobe has polo tops and loafers in every colour
married to Karen
will only drink beer from a pre-chilled glass
needs to talk to the manager if someone’s sitting at HIS table at the pub
drives a Range Rover
his walk-in wardrobe has polo tops and loafers in every colour
Omg Darren do you have to talk to the manager every time the bartender pours you a beer with a head that isn’t 2.78cm exactly?!!
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