Dorrito damage 

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

Dorrito damage by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008

That's a lot of damage 

Something you say when someone says they will do something cool and then fail super hard.

Random idiot: I'm gonna do this backflip while standing!
(fails)
You: That's a lot of damage!

That's a lot of damage by Eatmoosemilk March 20, 2019

storm damage 

When you go to fart and accidentally follow through this is the damage caused to your boxers

That was one hell of a curry last night. I went to fart this morning and followed through, it caused major storm damage

storm damage by bigyellowman October 5, 2007

krollateral damage

a loved one who becomes the inadvertent victim of thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions aimed at someone else.

suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.

(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)

krollateral damage by aarrgghh August 11, 2008

Damaged goods 

Damaged goods ; is when your fucked in the head.

Penny : "Your mum is damaged goods". Me : "if a horse is a horse".

Damaged goods by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

colateral damage 

The other two defenitions are bull. Colateral is civiliians getting killed by military action . Colateral when involving civilians can be the same as friendly fire.

When the helicopters rocket was fired shrapnel from the explosion killed a civilian

colateral damage by scannerfish December 31, 2004

Collateral Damage 

Refers to getting two kills with one shot on C.O.D. i.e. you aim at a guy with a sniper rifle and shoot, not knowing there is another person behind him. The bullet goes through the first guy and kills the second guy thereby giving you two kills with your one shot.

Guy 1: "Wait....how did we BOTH die?"

Guy 2: "The guy who shot me must've gotten collateral damage on you."

Collateral Damage by TranscendentLion January 19, 2011