Dad 

a piece of shit

hey do you like your dad
don't ever fucking say dad ever again

Dad by lolthisisadude January 8, 2020

Dad 

Huh oh yeah he left me

Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.

Dad by DepressedMiddleAgedMan January 12, 2020

Dad 

Something I dont have.

Oh wow you dont have a dad? Sucks.

Dad by The wet floor sign January 14, 2020

dad 

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

dad by mike hawks smol January 27, 2020

dad 

someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams

dad by joemamajoe January 30, 2020

Dad 

Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.

My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?

Dad by the_coolest_bean February 4, 2020

DAD 

You might think that your dad is a person you let you do not a thing. Well, you are wrong your dad is the best. I know you are probably thinking that well my dad left me. Well, that is a lesson he wanted to teach you, to never leave your family. Have you ever thought of that? And I know how you feel because I was there and believe me I forgave him because now I am someone I never thought I would be.

My dad left but that just means had to go and find him

DAD by BlackWind1000 February 18, 2020