sky dump

An art form in its own right, the 'Sky Dump' is performed cheifly in public restrooms by climbing to the top of the toilet stall and using your legs and hands on the top of the stall walls to precariously balance yourself above the stall, directly over the toilet, then by a carefully aimed rectum and a few good heaves, a large turd is dropped, and plummets about 2 meters down and into the toilet bowl, subsequentially making a huge splash in all directions wetting the toilet, floor, walls, and toilet paper dipensers. If your turd misses the bowl (or hits on the seat), this constitutes a failed attempt at the "Sky Dump" despite the hilarity of the event whatsoever.
if you walk into the toilet stall, and the is water absolutely everywhere, use another stall, a shat-bomb was Sky-Dumped here. Also, if you encounter a failed atempt it wiil be more obvious as there will be a steaming heap of shat on the seat rim or beside the bowl entirely.

A hilarious spectacle to perform....especially in a crowded public bathroom, but also works well to leave the evidence as a surprise for the boss in his/her private bathroom at work.
by "Golden Tee" Champ August 9, 2005
mugGet the sky dumpmug.

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.
While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.
by tony August 18, 2004
mugGet the dump sweatsmug.

Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.
Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.
by smasyracuse October 7, 2010
mugGet the Dump Stumpedmug.

dump thump

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003
mugGet the dump thumpmug.

Corporate Dump

The act of defecation at work without clocking out or waiting for a lunch break.
Joe likes to take corporate dumps because it's far more satisfying to crap while getting paid.
by sputza December 9, 2008
mugGet the Corporate Dumpmug.

Piece of dump

What you call someone when they are being a d-bag; also a synonym for a pile of shit.
You piece of dump; if you do that again I'm going to kick your ass.
by clavis jotey November 9, 2004
mugGet the Piece of dumpmug.

Dense Dump

A turd so dense it sinks and disappears into the toilet.
I just took a dense dump; didn't even have to flush.
by Captain Shatton Spatapon December 2, 2013
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