drifting

Noun

While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.

Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.

"Hey Greg. Wake up, man! You're drifting, and now my dick is stabbing your cheek. Get it together, and THEN you can go back to sleep!"

by Japanese Doll Peddler June 4, 2021

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Drift Away

One of the most addictive songs ever!

Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 23, 2022

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alabama drift

When you're having coitus with your sister and swap to finish in your mother

I was banging my sister but she didnt want to get pregnant so i pulled an alabama drift to finish in my mom

by The Garlic Knight June 3, 2022

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Drifting in the Prairie

Code word for hardcore gay anal sex. Usually done inside a vehicle with the heat turned all the way up.

-“Hey pal, wanna go drifting in the prairie?”
-“Sure thing man! I’ll get my car!”

by Frederick Fax Bear December 10, 2021

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Drift Consci

Fools Fall asleep but cool people 'Drift Consci'. Drift from Conscientious to the enchanting, magical world of slumber. Often in the context of drinking alcohol or taking illicit substances.

Patrick wanted to party all night at the Ultra Music Festival but all that drinking made him Drift Consci around midnight.

by dizzyCarnival March 24, 2022

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Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.

Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.

by DJ Princess Ariel aka DJ Vaper March 27, 2022

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