Douschette

Particular University Girls

1) who are completely unintelligent
2) think they're the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet (when theyre not even close)
3) gives off a bitchy vibe to anyone they talk to
4) All of her friends have turned against her
5) She calls her professor "Prof"

6) She has the sleeziest boyfriend you'll ever meet.
7) Wears THEE sluttiest clothes you'll ever see.
8) Sleeps with Every guy on campus
8) A Girl with absolutely no CLASS

"Omg did you see what Jess G. was wearing? Her boobs were flopping around on the dance floor and she poured her drink all over her best friend and told her to get her another one!"

"What a douschette!"

by FedUp2010 May 13, 2010

Dots

Police. Law Enforcement. Narks. Any form of government. They are called Dots because they stand out. On GTA 5 what are they? Dots..

Fucks Dots.

O shit, here come the dots time to get low.

by Lil Josh March 3, 2014

zachary dotson

an absolute cutie 😚💗

zachary dotson is a cute goofball <3

by Kanguwu October 11, 2021

dogus

the area of skin between a mans nutsack and asshole, also know as the gooch or chode

A spring came through the seat in my car and it pinched my dogus.

by P-dogg August 18, 2006

docusoap

Odd television hybrid which strange Belgian people watch. Apparently it's difficult to explain.

There was a docusoap on tv tonight but, like any sane person, I watched football instead.

by Xabi February 24, 2005

Douse

n: A form of the word douche, it describes any form of CJ Schneider, or anyone acting in his fashion.

Mike: What is CJ?
Bruce: Yeah, i wonder what a good word would be to define him
John's Computer: CJ is a douse!


The Knave: I... am an absconder!

by JohnMikeBruceTheKnave October 14, 2004

Dousche Bag Dad

A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.

Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.

A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time

A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.

by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011