Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker

Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.

by spamania August 31, 2007

Doctor Obscure

An internet reviewer who uses observasional humor instead of shouting and swearing to review obscure movies and games.

Dr. Obscure: Oh hello, I'm Doctor Obscure and I have a PHD in things that YOU don't know about.

by Sitka-C May 26, 2009

Doctored Through

In the event that someone has called "jack jack" to get their "seat back" there is a single loop hole. Each location, (house, car, airplane, really anyplace there is a seat) is allowed a single 'Doctored Through" call per 24 hours. This call overrides all other previously stated calls, or "dibs".

Kyle "SHOTGUN! I total got you good fucker, you going to have to sit in the back seat all the way to Missoula!"

Darren "Fair enough, oh by the way, SHOTGUN DOCTORED THROUGH! BYOB Bring your own booya baby! Now get your ass in the back seat!."

by Burnz32 October 20, 2011

Doriott

Doritos?

Do you want to eat some Doriott?

by TROLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL November 13, 2011

Doctor Bex

One who, by watching it, perpetuates the airing of the reality TV show, the Jersey Shore. Responsible for the deaths of numerous books. Also a Simpson's fan.

Q: Who the heck watches the Jersey Shore, anyway?
A: I hear Doctor Bex can't get enough of Snooki

by Mike B ;& November 17, 2011

docotor

A doctor's name used by people who have a poor knowledge of spelling.

miy frind hass ay docotor whooe gav hur som pillez taat cuured hur poore spallign skells..!.!1

by Super_Mega_Pseudonym January 21, 2018

Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019