Deadass

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

Baddie: "You, how tall are you?"
Sukuna: "I'm five-foot eleven shawt-"
Baddie: "Ew you're short."

Baddie: "How tall are *you*?"
Gojo: "I'm six-foot."
Baddie: "I wanna have your kids!"
Sukuna: "THIS BITCH CANNOT BE SERIOUS, WE ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH APART, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT!"
Gojo: "Chill it's not that big of a deal."
Sukuna: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT 'THAT BIG OF A DEAL', SHE JUST CALLED ME SHORT!"
Gojo: "Well. . . It's because you are."
Sukuna (locked in): "Deadass?"
Go/jo (locked in): "Deadass-"

(Gojo was never found after)

by JujutsuDude March 7, 2025

Deadahh?

"Deadahh" is a term that encapsulates the deepest sense of disappointment a man can experience. Though it may appear as a question, it is not meant to seek clarification but rather to voice sheer frustration and dismay.

Person: Bro, I heard you smashes your sister, We deadahh?💔

Person: Bro, I heard you smashes your sister, We deadahh?💔

by GenuineLoathe March 8, 2025

Demdashian

A person who is overly absorbed in reality television, fake news, and celebrity-driven virtue signaling, prioritizing feelings and superficial media over practical reality or critical thinking. The term critiques a disconnected, drama-focused worldview.

The debate ignored pressing issues as demdashians fixated on reality TV drama and celebrity tweets virtue-signaling about fake news trends.

by ProfX01 May 12, 2025

deadaluseae

a famous editor on tiktok. he is a pick me boy and creates lots of thirst traps of himself, because he has decent looks. very sensitive and threatens to delete all his accounts all the time whenever hes sad

deadaluseae makes decent edits tho

by famous wanda editor May 19, 2025

deadass

a cooler way of saying serious

are we deadass

by thewildanimator May 20, 2025

Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.

I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke

by b e e n u s May 20, 2025

Deadasstop

A laptop that deadass has an operating system natively installed, in place of having said operating system installed through a virtual machine.

Person 1: Yo I've been using macOS for like 3 years bro
Person 2: but like have you been using it through a virtual machine or a deadasstop
Person 1: Uhhhhhh a deadasstop!!!

by flipperplus August 17, 2025