An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
by Wonton2 September 1, 2013

that feeling when you need to use the bathroom shortly after leaving the bathroom, so you annoyingly re-enter the bathroom to do-do your business
i absolutely hate it when i have to return to the bathroom.
stupid brain, stupid bowels/bladder and stupid deja loo!
stupid brain, stupid bowels/bladder and stupid deja loo!
by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022

-noun: the feeling that an item seen in public is something that the viewer believes was stolen from him.
Jim: Dude, what are you waiting for? Let's go.
Mike: Sorry, I was having a moment of deja mine. This bike looks exactly like my old bike, the one that got ripped off last semester.
Mike: Sorry, I was having a moment of deja mine. This bike looks exactly like my old bike, the one that got ripped off last semester.
by dorothyg March 28, 2010

by anonymous May 21, 2023

The feeling or sensation of experiencing a lack of skill in a video game in which you had previously been skilled.
by MedievalKnievel May 7, 2022

"I just got a crazy sense of deja vu"
"That's not what deja vu means you idiot. You're thinking of coup de grace."
"That's not what deja vu means you idiot. You're thinking of coup de grace."
by Penisfartbreath July 23, 2023
