cumberbund

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.

shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

commercial

When TV gives you time to finish your homework.

Girl: you should really do your homework.
Guy: I can't I'm in the middle of a really good show
Girl: Oh look, its a commercial
Guy: Damn.

by vegetableheadperson March 1, 2011

Cumberland

-City as a whole: Boring, slow, retiree town that's almost completely unheard of. A trap town. About 30% of kids are intelligent enough to realize they need to leave but only about 20% ever do leave.
North Cumberland: Farmland and Quad Riding. A lot of kids hang out at the cliff.
Cumberland Hill: Rich Kids and big houses, with the occasional thug.
Valley Falls(North of Dexter): Average Joe working class with a couple of ghettos thrown in.
Valley Falls (South of Dexter): Nightlife, high population density, lower than average income housing mixed with middle class housing, and a slightly elevated crime rate.
Cumberland High School: Blows.

Conversation between me and a random kid from Massachusetts:
Kid:"Where you from?"
Me:"Cumberland."
Kid:"You live in a gas station?"
Me:*Facepalm*

by xxalexawesomexx February 19, 2011

cumberbatch

to empathize with turtles.

"His ability to cumberbatch made Rob an excellent marine biologist."

by ofstrawberries December 4, 2012

Queens Commerce

The Queens School of Business located at the prestigious Queens University in Canada. Many notable business leaders from both Canada and around the world have graduated from this commerce program. Also very notable for having the most arrogant and snobbish students in the entire world. Queens Commerce students can be identified by their unbelievable sense of intellectual superiority, which is entirely unfounded seeing as commerce is a relatively easy and straight forward university program when compared with Engineering or Medicine.

Student 1: Have you met a Queens Commerce student yet?
Student 2: No. Why?
Student 1: I have never encountered a bigger group of assholes in my entire life.

by Eng'14 November 2, 2011

Cumberland Maryland

A small town in western maryland made up of mainly white foke bars and history. Lots of historic stuff to see.

George washintons old cabin from the war in downtown Cumberland Maryland.

by Mia Jensen June 23, 2008

ass commercial

Music video characterised by excessive posterier shaking at the expense of content

That J-Lo vid on TRL is one massive ass commercial

by darkblack August 10, 2003