crusty clown

a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

by Squirrel Nipps December 13, 2004

crusty crab

a girl who fucked lots of guys and her crotch is now loose and crusty like form with lots of diseases in her crotch

That crusty crab was very aggressive last night and very easy to do her.

by African-Ox January 11, 2011

crusty dusty

An unknown dry, white substance on the bottom of your bed in the hotel room you’re staying at.

Makinzie: What is that on the bottom of the bed?
Bailey: Oh, that’s a crusty dusty.

by Jesslyn B June 16, 2018

Crusty Dildo

A dildo that has dried up pussy juice all over it from recent use. Banana Crust

- That one chick that just moved in is gross as fuck. She left a nasty crusty dildo on her bed this afternoon.
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o

by jimdjfgpodsahgn fdiosnagfjkhs August 30, 2012

crusty pussy

When a guy cums on a girl's pussy and waits till the cum dries up on her pussy all crusty.

Megan prefers to eat crusty pussy.

by Defnition202 June 09, 2016

crusty asshole

When someone ejaculates onto your asshole and is left and dried around your asshole.

Shut up you crusty asshole licker.

by MitchyyOG May 16, 2016

Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

by BAMFMASTA M December 05, 2010