crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.

The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

Pain cropping

Claiming to have a serious condition such as cancer to gain pity and attention from people which mocks those who have suffered from it.

He claimed to have leukemia for 3 years ago until I made him show proof when I got suspicious and found out he lied. He was pain cropping the pain of my sister for pitty that pos.

by Cenobite777 April 24, 2024

Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers

Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!

by Motherfuckerwithsocks@nohomo March 29, 2022

Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.

If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.

by Furter October 11, 2020

Crop?

A pedophile who seeks attention by asking “crop?”, or the synonym “story time?” to try and lure kids.

I’m a pedo so I’ll type on this TikTok comment section and put “crop?” And “story time?” To see if any kids wanna pay any attention to me.

by Ruckus Time Lol April 01, 2022

Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.

"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"

by Scatman_Sam October 30, 2017

French crop

A pretty kewl haircut

Ayo barber gimme a French crop

by Nah_jit_trippin May 03, 2023