Face-Crooked

The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.

Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh

by tb2_nola August 21, 2010

Stacked like a crooked card game

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.

Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011

crook

Someone who makes money off of religion.

Joel Osteen is a crook.

by Willy Billiams January 24, 2011

Coozer

Another name for Penis.

Antonym => see "Cooze"

She handled my coozer like a musician handles a fine instrument.

by Alwayzright April 10, 2003

coozy

A very strange word. Coozy is probably one of them things you put on...a tea...thing.....

"AAA! Attacking TEA COOZY!"

by Bishmilla July 12, 2004

Coozie

One of the most awesome games every played in a swimming pool this side of Marco Polo. All players are equipped with a beer and when any person yells "Coozie", the last person to take a drink must finish their beer while the other players splash in a drowning attempt.

We were supposed to go to Cedar Point at 7 this morning, but after last night's wicked game of Coozie, we didn't get up on time.

by JimmyCDz August 4, 2011

Coozer

Someone who is always out looking to get pussy.

You were the biggest coozer at the party.

by Young Wun January 31, 2008