The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.
Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh
by tb2_nola August 21, 2010
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Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game
Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game
Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"
by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011
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Get the Coozer mug.by Bishmilla July 12, 2004
Get the coozy mug.One of the most awesome games every played in a swimming pool this side of Marco Polo. All players are equipped with a beer and when any person yells "Coozie", the last person to take a drink must finish their beer while the other players splash in a drowning attempt.
We were supposed to go to Cedar Point at 7 this morning, but after last night's wicked game of Coozie, we didn't get up on time.
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