cellbow

the medical condition of stiff and/or painful elbows brought about by holding a cell phone to the ear every waking and driving minute.

"Sorry officer, I could have avoided the errant penguin if I didn't have a painful cellbow condition".

by Dean Morris August 6, 2003

Cell-on

Noun. Similar to Hard-on
When your cell phone or ipod gets stuck horizontally in your pants, making you look ridiculous. Hilarious to everyone in room if whoever has a Cell-on is completely oblivious to it.

Joe walked into 7th period today with a cell-on. That or he has a dick shaped like a LG voyager

by manamanamanamanabing March 5, 2009

cell-u-lar-sodomy

The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.

I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

cell-snubbed

When someone plays, texts, emails, etc. with their cell phone while you are talking to them. The attention to the phone takes priority over you and your conversation.

In the middle of a conversation I was cell-snubbed when my sister got a text on her phone.

by aim1981 July 22, 2010

cell phone

Proof that we are living in the future

Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.

by Rasnodar February 28, 2011

Cell

1) A place where prisoners have a bed and toilet and are locked up next to other cells
2) cell is short for cellular, cell as in cell phone means personal, your personal phone

1)

Prison guard: GET IN YOUR CELL!

Prisoner: OK sir.

2)

Guy1: hey dude can I barrow your cellular phone?

Guy2: don't you mean CELL phone?

by SkunkGirl February 26, 2019

mrs cella

Stupid, idiot. Crackheaded

Do you see that person whacking his head with a head, Yeah hes such a mrs cella.

by 21 kid reborn February 12, 2019