Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009

Zombie Credit Card

Credit card company that raises rates so the debt never goes away.

Last week I paid off the card and today they called to tell me there was a fee not paid and then a late fee for not paying the unknown fee. My card keeps dying and coming back to life to torture me and my bank account like it is a zombie credit card.

by professorswank May 24, 2010

18 credits

Usually the maximum amount of credits offered at a university. Leads to physical and social death.

"I'm taking 18 credits this semester."

"good luck with that. Don't die."

by amber0318 October 27, 2010

You got bad credit

When pissing off someone, start screaming "you got bad credit"

Me: You got bad credit Yaso, you got bad credit!
Yaso: Who are you? Who are you?

by Autism_taco September 28, 2017

two men with one tesco credit card

gay porn.

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011

credit card rejected

When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.

I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

partial credit

To have helped in doing something.

1: Hey man, My band wrote a new song
2: Really?
1: Year
3(other band member): Partial Credit!

by sheeps February 28, 2004