Crafty Demon

One who devours craft services on film shoots.

Damn, Will is tearing up our food like a crafty demon.

by Nick Gonzalez March 29, 2008

Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"

by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010

Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016

Crafty chandler

A sneeky finger up the bum

I slipped him a crafty chandler

by Ozë August 29, 2016

Crafty Boys

Not to be confused with “Crispy Boys”, Crafty Boys are essentially craft beers.

Brad: Hey Chad, did you pick up some nice crafty boys for poker night?
Chad: haha yeah bro I got some IPAs, a couple oatmeal stouts, and some hefeweizens. I’m ready for a kind of okay evening 😀

by westernkentuckian June 4, 2019

crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’

crafternoon

duh

by scmat August 23, 2022

COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020