Skip to main content

courtesy lol

To use the phrase lol when you get a text message that is supposed to be funny when it actually isn't normally sent to a girlfriend so she doesn't mad, you also may expect getting at least a courtesy lol when sending something funny to someone else.
Frank: "Did you send that funny cat pic to drew yet."
John: "Yeah he didn't even give me a courtesy lol."
Frank: "Asshole."
by Mr.3 September 5, 2011
mugGet the courtesy lol mug.

Corteezy

A man who possesses a very large penis, listens to the best kinds of music, and kicks ass at any kind of sport. He is said to bang men and women, because he is so cool and so good in bed that everyone wants him.

A Corteezy's natural habitat is one surrounded by Pokemon, or some other form of imaginary creatures. He tends to hunt his prey with his all mighty Light Saber skills, and making them bow before him.
"Holy shit, that Corteezy just kicked the shit out of that Charizard!"
"Did you see that Corteezy with the Light Saber!?"
"That Corteezy had a HUGE penis"
by Timmy Bob Billyson May 23, 2012
mugGet the Corteezy mug.

Courtesy 2-sheeter

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.
"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."
by DGPH June 10, 2017
mugGet the Courtesy 2-sheeter mug.

courtesy conversion

The act of expressing a number in both your own unit of measurement, and the unit of measurement used by the listener, out of courtesy.
J: It's 28°C, or 82.4°F, in my room right now, at 2:30 AM!
M: Thanks for the courtesy conversion.
by MrJelle July 21, 2017
mugGet the courtesy conversion mug.

Courtesy Comment

A comment only meant to be nice, but not intended for real life situations. Like, girl, I got you..
Girl, I got you!!!, aint nothing but a courtesy comment. I wasn't really meaning it.
by themomodermondar January 26, 2018
mugGet the Courtesy Comment mug.

Courtney

Courtney is a beautiful girl. she often talks shit about herself. She is a bitch when when she wants to be.
2we love courtney
by mghtrtu rtyr yghtjkh yjitojghh February 3, 2018
mugGet the Courtney mug.

Courtesy yell

A verbal reprimand given by parents in response to their misbehaving children, having no effect on said children, given to convince near by adults who are annoyed by children's misbehavior that said parents are at least attempting to maintain control.
My neighbor hollared out while his kid was running circles around me, while gardening in my front yard. Of course, Jimmy didn't slow down, we all knew it was just a courtesy yell.
by caveman2 May 15, 2018
mugGet the Courtesy yell mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email