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couldesaced

When driving through a neighborhood one is not familiar with (usually in residential areas) one can sometimes be stopped at the end of a street by a couldesac.

Usually frustrating.
Damn it dude, we just got couldesaced.
by mreurope86 July 22, 2006
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Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery
Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"
by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022
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I Couldn't Give the Fourth

"I couldn't give the fourth about women."
by doogface March 21, 2012
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I couldn't care less

The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.
person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!

person 2: i don't care.
by tenyaiida July 8, 2020
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The little lolly pops who could

a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)
"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.

Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.

Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.

Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.

Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.

Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.

Mean lolly turns nice: i love you

Nice lolly: i love you too.

Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :
by miserableindetention May 29, 2009
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Couldrey Scoop

The act of completely exposing the breast from the bra and or shirt of a girl using one hand ina scooping motion, especially in cases where the participants are partaking in intimate relations.
Dewd 1: Dewd! I totally scewped her bewb!
Dewd 2: Dewd Couldrey Scooped that bitch!

Chick: He Couldrey Scooped me! It was so hot!
by Charlie Muffin February 15, 2008
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I could care less

This means I dont care. If someone takes this phrase in the literal sense, then they will ask you "Do you mean I couldn't care less? However, the speaker of the phrase fully understands the meaning as, I dont care.
Michael: How do you feel about religion?
Paul: I could care less.
Michael:Do you mean you couldn't care less.
Paul:Yes but in the general sense I mean that I dont care.
by Princeoftheheavenlyhosts October 23, 2015
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