Coogus

A coogus forms when a man pees so hard, his urethra actually extends from his body towards the toilet

After 16 beers, I peed so hard my coogus was showing

by Special name March 20, 2021

Coomshit

Anime-themed mobile gacha games with excessively horny or borderline-pornographic female character designs. Commonly developed with minimal production quality and barebones, turn based or card-based gameplay systems. These games are created with the express purpose of baiting horny otaku with more money than sense to spend obscene amounts of cash on microtransactions to acquire the most scantily-clad women the game has to offer. The amount of clothing worn by a character and their in-game rarity or power level are inversely proportional.

"Hey man, check out this new game I just downloaded- Last Origin. Look at how fat the tits on this starter are!"
"Is it any fun to play?"
"Not really, but 50 more rolls and I can recruit a naked catgirl!"
"Stop playing that Coomshit before you go bankrupt."

by filler_text April 5, 2021

Cogswabblers

Someone who is just the fucking worst. They are annoying and wrong at the same time and they make no sense. They also tend to be rude.

Their mom and sister are such cogswabblers, saying that ADHD isn't a reason to have issues paying attention!

by Cogswabblers_suck.com/ihateyou April 12, 2021

Coomsta

A mix of a coomer and a gangsta
Usually taking all of the bad qualities of both to create a giga-cuck

I don’t fuck with no annoying coomstas

by Nuzlocke June 12, 2021

coolsexygirl84

Coolsexygirl84 is a just a cool sexy girl that likes the number 84

Wow she is such a coolsexygirl84

by coolsexygirl84 June 13, 2021

coomstation

A PlayStation console that has been converted, by the sweaty palms of a hard-working coomer, into a time-traveling pornographic warping device. It is not recommended to try inserting any form disc into such a machine, as it's primary function has been converted, and doing so may cause immediate and deadly ejection.

The power button on a coomstation remains a taboo subject for many button-pressing lovers, as it is hardly pressable due to a white fading substance that encrusts the button.

by Chewonarock September 3, 2021

Coogan’s Bluff

When you are wearing a condom and laying down the good pipe on your girl (when you’re about to cum) take the condom off and have her turn around and blow in her face

Brad: Hey Babe, Turn around!
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed

by Badabing42069 October 30, 2021