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face control

A sophisticated addition to bouncing at night clubs. Usually perfomed by a designated host(s). Face control persons are there to decide which individuals in the line are priveleged to get in without having to wait in line and sometimes avoiding cover charges/lists/frisking. If you get picked out from the line at the club it means that you're priveleged!
Mike Myers picking out Ryan Phillippe out of the crowd and gettin' him into Studio 54 nightclub - face control in it's purest form. (from Studio 54... duh!)
face control by Andre P October 8, 2006

quality control 

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.
"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me
quality control by Dave January 28, 2007

gun control 

Holding a gun in a way that your shots are more accurate.
"THAT's gun control! None of that anti-gun crap!"
-me
gun control by Dave May 23, 2004

Trance Control

This is a fabulous electronic music group I know of. I strongely suggest listening to some of their stuff. :)
Atomic Dance Explosion
Illusion of Desire
Phazed Reality
Trance Control by Cmaza March 26, 2003

Active Yaw Control 

1. Active Yaw Control (AYC) is an automobile feature that uses an active differential to transfer torque to the wheels that have the best grip on the road. Unlike traditional mechanical limited slip differentials, an AYC is electronically controlled.

2. What Soulja Boy was really talking about in his masterfully mixed single: "YAHHHHHHHH!"

("YAHHHHHH trick!" must refer to a driver's ability to transfer torque to the wheels that are closest to hookers you're attempting to run over.)
Jason: "wtf is active yaw control!?"
Stuart: "Automobile feature *blah* that helps grip the *blah* *blah*..."
Jason: "So THATS what Soulja Boy was talking about. . ."

Birth Control Causality  

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.