computatrumasaurus

a person whose diet consists of only computers

urgh burg youre such a computatrumasaurus

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

To Computize

To do anything on a computer.

I computized my essay yesterday.
I like to computize with my friends.
I computized a product from Best Buy, and now it will be shipped to my home.

by Big Man Mac March 16, 2008

Obessesive Computer Disorder

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD

Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.

by ckwhy November 14, 2010

loner computer

a crappy school computer

dude my loner computer is so slow

by Dwarfhole2021 September 13, 2017

used computer

Someone who has had countless sexual partners and carry’s every virus under the sun.

Carl had his eye on Becky until he found out that she was just a used computer.

by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019

Pregnant computer

A highly annoying or sensitive person, especially a snitch.

Why'd you have to tell on us, you pregnant computer!

by ddd111 March 9, 2020

Quantum Computer

An over-engineered computer capable of solving complex problems if provided proper cooling. Prone to melt downs.

"Yo did you ever get that quantum computer working?"

"Naw, I couldn't find enough air conditioners to keep it from overheation..."

by Building Tomorrow June 30, 2021