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colon sister

When you and a friend are pooping at the same time, but don’t know it.
Ali: I just pooped
Player2: Me too!

Ali: No way! Colon sisters!
by yungshauzzie67 September 19, 2025
mugGet the colon sistermug.

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
mugGet the Colon Cleansing Catastrophemug.

Colonizing It

The act of sticking a shank into your penis (see 'Sounding') and stroking it.
"I'm colonizing it, Stan. I'm colonizing it!!!"
by muttburgers May 6, 2025
mugGet the Colonizing Itmug.

Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out
My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.
by CafeDonut November 7, 2019
mugGet the Colon Slurpmug.

Colon 3ed

Being exposed to boykisser/:3/silly communities, constantly saying things like "nyah" or "rawr" or ":3" and getting terminal mind fog from it
Person 1: "Did you here Dylan got Colon 3ed, made him drop out of college"
Person 2: "Oh no, he was going to be a climate scientist"
by fuzzballjr March 29, 2024
mugGet the Colon 3edmug.

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.
When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."
by Christywood90 July 24, 2024
mugGet the colon hairmug.

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