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fort collins

The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.
hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?

oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
by Todd Sholbunket February 5, 2020
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Collin Thomas

A cinical Douche Bag
Collin Thomas your being a cinical douche bag
by Joe Winesett August 22, 2011
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Collins

- hey l'Anglais ... HEY I'm talking to you ! COLLINS!!!
by j'enfaisdesconneries November 15, 2012
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Collin

An invisible creature that lives only on the steps of stairs. They look like cylinders with a smiley face on the top. Everytime someone steps on the face of a collin, they sink into their collin-holes and let out a soft "COLLIN"
They exist on all the steps. They are invisible. They can migrate but only at a pace of 1cm per year. You cannot see Collins
by poh-2805 June 28, 2008
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John Collins

A John Collins is a Tom Collins except with whiskey instead of gin.

Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:

1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.
-Hey, can I get a John Collins?
-What would you like in that? Jack? Crown?
by Sid Barrett January 9, 2010
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phil collins

when one of your friends puts on music in his car that he already knows you hate
cmon bob you know i think country is faggy so dont phil collins me here
by bill hinrichsen April 30, 2005
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Collins

To "collins" is to give up and quit, or to bail out. When you "collins" on someone this means that you have made a previous agreement to fullfill, and instead of fullfilling the agreement you abandon your friend(s).

== Etymology ==

From a man "Collins" who self proclaimed being originated in Yensdale. After various attempts of advocating "Collins" to not give up or bail on his friends, they deemed him as un-helpable and used his name in a negative manner from there on.
I'm going to have to collins on you tonight. I'm going to spend time with my lame girlfriend instead of go to the bar with you tonight, even though I previously said I would go to the bar with you tonight.
by Bill Labeer September 28, 2006
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