cocked

so drunk that you engage in gay sex

lets get cocked

by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

Spaniel Cocker

Used as a greeting in a derogatory manner. Meaning, "one who cocks spaniels."
Dog fucker

What's up, Spaniel Cocker?

by yeti_detective August 26, 2010

cockerspaniel

1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a Spanish Cock
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)

1. OOOOO she is a fatty! She looks like she's been cockerspanieled!!
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!

2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long

by Mo March 26, 2003

Cold-cocked

The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.

Ordin said he was going to get something to drink from the fridge and came back and cold-cocked me.

by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018

Cockerspanial

A diss, obviously based off the name of a common house pet with a silly name...

Shut your mouth, you cockerspanial!

by eMOS June 8, 2004

Slut-Cocker

One who cocks sluts, or uses their cock on sluts.

"Stop cocking the slut, Slut-Cocker!!!"
"I, the Slut-Cocker, am now attempting to use my cock on the slut!!!"

by Douchebag February 7, 2003