Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.

Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...

by Zurrus January 22, 2017

Coffee Slam

A sexual act when the fister is under the effects of caffeine (i.e. 5 Hour Energy or Coffee) the fistee May expect more powerful thrusts.

Chet: Well she just wanted fisting but I forgot about the RedBull I drank so I went pretty hard.

Bob: Woah, you Coffee Slamed her?!Did you at least send flowers?

Chet: Why would I?

Bob: Dude. She’s in the hospital.

by KaseDefined January 27, 2018

Coffee

The definition of life

Sarah: (Dead From overworking)
Hannah: Here have some coffee!
Sarah:(Alive again)

by Sarah’s Dictionary August 9, 2018

Cofoop

The poop you have after drinking coffee

My cofoop was amazing.
I feel constipated. I wish this coffee makes me cofoop!!

by yivijay December 18, 2018

Coffee Poo

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.

9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.

by Everton dude January 3, 2020

Coffin Dance

just look at the GIF

look at gif or i play coffin dance 4 you :D

by Gabe's Soul :D July 5, 2020

Coffin Queen

A Drag Queen that looks like they should be dead because of all the meth they've smoked.

Guy 1: I got hammered last night bruh. Did you see that chick I banged last night?!
Guy 2: Hate to break it to ya, but that was a Coffin Queen.
Guy 1:.....
Guy 2: Yeeeeah...
Guy 1: Fuck.

by DEF3 September 4, 2020