Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020

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Big Clem

Typically an odd and parculiar person. The type that, after weeks of planning, would show up to their first CrossFit class in knee high boots and asks to borrow socks. They also tend to collect mundane things like rocks which they are convinced is amazing despite being a rock you might find in your backyard. As long as you keep them away from tools like screwdrivers, they are definitely fun people to keep around.

Went to a haunted house with Big Clem for Halloween.. Despite her constant talking that nothing scares her anymore, the moment anything popped out, she was the first to bolt away in screams. Heck, if there were any children to use as human shields, there would be a few dead children.

by Dr. Heavy Breather May 20, 2020

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San Clemente, CA

Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.

Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!

Person 2: Just had a hunch...

Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life

by Redacted_Rectified December 23, 2020

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