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Clemingston

1. A person who is a terrible host.

2. A person who eats or drinks without offering anything to their guest(s).
He was such a clemingston. He ate five bars of chocolate and never offered me any.
by Alex-Li Tandem February 26, 2009
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cleamond

When a females vagina is too swollen that the blood stops flowing to it and it turns grey.
Man she's been sexed so much she has a cleamond
by Viasd1290 December 27, 2013
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clemson bluecock

The act of a girl giving you a rock hard boner and then saying "Ehh" much like Blueballs
"Tracy gave me a Clemson Bluecock the other night"
"Damn dude that sucks, I hate when my woman does that"
by SEKhero April 23, 2016
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Clemens

Clemens are often very loyal. People named clemens are always there for you, when you need them in your life. Those kind of people are very cute and look like a teddy bear with their brown eyes. If you don't have any money you need to go shopping with a Clemens because they are extremely generous and will buy you everything you want. Clemenses are always optimistic but sometimes a bit too much so that it could be annoying. They always search for the good thing in a bad story. They are extremely polite, but act sometimes like a fuckboy, but in general everybody needs a Clemens in his/her life because they are very nice, handsome and generous.
girl 1: wow did you see this guy with the 2 girls over there, who is buying everything the want ?

girl 2: DAAAAMN, this is definitely a CLEMENS !!
by ilikeclemenses January 2, 2017
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chemon

A fuck girl who likes to brag on the Internet. Usually plays nice but goes full fuck girl mode if you insult them.
Sadie is a chemon she just said she would rape my boyfriend.
by ChemonPY June 13, 2017
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clementits

A large set of nice tits that bounce around like clementines.
by Bablahhhh August 19, 2017
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Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.
"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."
by Nox:tune March 16, 2018
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