Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off

Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.

by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015

Clay

Perfection in its every form. Is an antonym for the word perfect.

That boy is Clay. He is perfect. Perfection. Perfect Clay.

by Sammiebeebo April 27, 2022

Clay

Clay is a friendly giant, someone who is sworn to protect and love me until the end of time. Someone who I’ve fallen madly in love with and someone who is extremely special. He’s kind and knows his way around an instrument (and the kitty if you know what I mean ;) ) he’s a little autistic and it causes him to geek over video games, music and history movies but he’s perfect non the less. Clay, if you are reading this, you know who you are, and I love you so much, until the end of time and beyond. - Honeybee

Person A: “who’s the giant in the robe”
Me: “that’s my boyfriend Clay 🤩 I lub him sm”

by hoooney November 21, 2023

Clay

Another word to describe shitty weed

: Yo you fuck wit dat gas?
: fuck nah this shit clay

by Bobony July 1, 2024

Clay

Someone who fucks HR and is a cuckold

Clay fucks HR and is a cuckold

by Some guy with some name April 5, 2023

John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.

STFU John Clay.

by King of Salads October 16, 2020