chip shop slag

A term used to describe the appearance of a cheap, tacky, greasy, Pikey slag working in a chip shop.

"Ugh, did you see that chip shop slag in Fryer Tucks?"

"I can't even eat these chips. They may be contaminated."

by Bob Sleigh September 22, 2007

Chip Whip

When you throw a chocolate chip at your housemate

Man, she just chip whipped me

by RifRat November 21, 2010

chip off the old cock

1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.

Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.

by shmaller July 20, 2006

chip-head

a chip-head is a stupid idiot that chip's or pisses people off by behaving in a silly mannor !!

dean your a total chip-head !!! stop bein stupid !!!

by Katherine Brittleton June 12, 2008

chip teeth

a condition common to female porn actresses caused by excessive mouth-to-dildo interplay

Britney took up singing for a career after chip teeth forced her out of porn

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

chip slut

Its what I call Chav girls who think they're the dogs bollocks. So rather than tell she looks like some dogs bollocks, I say, "Fuck off, you chip slut."

They are fat, ugly, and hang round Chippys.

Fat chavette bitch: UUUHHhhh What u doin!?
Me: Shut your mouth, chip slut.

by J Dane November 28, 2006

chip and pin

A groundbreaking and revolutionary new way for gangsters, thieves and other assorted pikeys to steal money out of your bank account in a way that means they don’t have to practise your signature anymore. A “chip” is inserted in your bank card that contains all the details of your hard-earned savings account so that in the event of someone stealing your card, all of the information is right there for them.

Thieving Pikey #1 - Hey, I’ve found a chip and pin card lying in this man’s wallet
Thieving Pikey #2 - Sweet. Lets take it to my ten-year-old brother’s computer and hack all of the information out of it.
Thieving Pikey #1 - Then we can hire that Paris Hilton movie everyone's been on about.
Thieving Pikey #2 - Movie? With this baby we can hire Paris Hilton

by The Boy Biff September 1, 2008