cheetah

a hot married woman that is in her thirty's and forty's that is going through midlife crisis and wished she was a puma or a cougar. She has all the same quailities as a puma or a cougar except she can't have a young guy because she is married.

a hot married woman that if single would be a puma or a cougar thus she is termed a cheetah.

by numero uno cheetah January 12, 2010

Chemtard

A person whose brain and spirit has been retarded through overexposure to a multitude of chemical agents, that impairs partially or completely the faculties for independent reasoning. Common culprits: flouride, mercury, BPA, dioxin, statospheric aerosals, etc..

I call people who believe in chemtrails ,even though it is demonstrably provable that they are in fact, fact: chemtards because my brain and spirit have become so chemtarded I can no longer think for myself.

by Smashlander December 9, 2016

chattahoochee

a hairy cooter; a hairy pussy

that girl had a straight chattahoochee, that shit was gross

by alleycat1013 October 9, 2012

chattattack

when you log on to a messenger service and tons of people start to send you instant messages at the same time.

Sorry it took me so long to respond to your message; I just got chattattacked.

by rophelias June 12, 2009

hipster - cheetah

A middle-aged married man who regularl engages in quickies between work and the barroom with under-aged women. Usually, he will dress retro surfer or a jock wear, but engages in neither surfing or sports. Exhibits the symptoms andretro- jargon of a severe mid-life crisis and may be in the process of divorcing or being divorced.

Rick's wife said he was a perfect hipster - cheetah who actually manages to call her between blowjobs and trips to the market.

by D. Healey November 10, 2011

chetti

bracelet once owned by a boy named chetti. then that boy gives it to a girl.

omg look at my cute bracelet! it's a chetti!

by emilia bedilia October 29, 2009

streetwalkin' cheetah

A very cool red and black hoodie sweatshirt by Paul Frank. Also a 1990's punk band, who got their name from Iggy Pop's song "Search and Destroy."

James: What are those things on your sweater?
JenD: They're cheetah spots.
James: Oh.
JenD: It's a Paul Frank sweater, "streetwalkin' cheetah."
James: Did you know that was the name of a punk band?
JenD: Why no, I did not.

by JenD May 23, 2006