last piece of cheesecake

Wishing you knew when the end of the world is so you could have that last piece of cheesecake. In a more general sense the desire to do anything you generally deny yourself when it won't matter any longer to be thin, or rich, or whatever because the world is going to end.

I wish I knew when the world would end because then I would have that last piece of cheesecake.

by Roxannaroxanna June 1, 2017

String Cheese Load

When a guy's cum is so thick it squirts out of his uretha like string cheese upping the sensation of his orgasm. A string cheese load often remains in the uretha forcing the male to have to urinate to clear his pipes.

Dude, I shot a String Cheese Load in Vivian's pussy last night. That shit was so thick and greasey, I bet it is still nesting in her labia flaps today.

by beebers76 December 20, 2008

Keeper of the Cheese

A term that describes someone in a position of control or having posession of valuable assets.

Quoted in Ren & Stimpy: "I'm the Keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. And HE knows it, and that's why HE'S gonna KILL us! But don't worry little missy! I'll save you!"

I have the only LCD projector in the office. I AM the Keeper of the Cheese!

by ENO67 March 10, 2009

cup of cheese

when you fart in your hand then you open your had in front of some ones face.

adam just cup of cheesed him self for fun.

by steele88 April 8, 2006

swiss cheese

a person who is shot full of holes

that nigga got swiss cheesed up

by moosedogg March 11, 2004

poo cheese

wack, not good, stinky, foul, bad, ugly, not whats up!

Your post game is poo cheese.

by Jdab9999 December 29, 2011

Cheese boy

A guy who can afford cheese on his potatoes. A rich kid with "sauce"

Dang look at Adrien with them potatoes! He's a cheese boy

by Yunq Squash January 17, 2017