An American definition of chav because most of these definitions on here are British:
Symptoms of a chav:
Adidas, Air Jordans or any expensive sneakers
White tees
Jerseys
Chains
Baggy jeans that don't fit
A pissed off look on their face
An ipod
An expensive cell phone
Is most likely white
Probably comes from a middle class family but pretends to be ghetto
Listens to rap
Uses the words: mad, tight, retarded, gay, yo, ayo, and often typ3s Lik3 tHiS.
They hate emos and goths, or anyone they think is emo or goth. They often accuse people of being goth even when they're not.
They hate homosexuals
They're very ignorant and arrogant and can't think for themselves, they always do what they're friends are doing
They often vandalize
They fight all the time
They think they're tougher than they really are and accuse people of "runnin' their mouth"
Basically just really stupid neanderthals.
Symptoms of a chav:
Adidas, Air Jordans or any expensive sneakers
White tees
Jerseys
Chains
Baggy jeans that don't fit
A pissed off look on their face
An ipod
An expensive cell phone
Is most likely white
Probably comes from a middle class family but pretends to be ghetto
Listens to rap
Uses the words: mad, tight, retarded, gay, yo, ayo, and often typ3s Lik3 tHiS.
They hate emos and goths, or anyone they think is emo or goth. They often accuse people of being goth even when they're not.
They hate homosexuals
They're very ignorant and arrogant and can't think for themselves, they always do what they're friends are doing
They often vandalize
They fight all the time
They think they're tougher than they really are and accuse people of "runnin' their mouth"
Basically just really stupid neanderthals.
So you're walking down the street and you see a pissed off looking white boy wearing Nike shorts that sag to his knees or baggy jeans. He's wearing a white tee or a jersey of some kind, with a chain or two. He's wearing 200 dollar Air Jordans or Adidas. When you look at him he says, "What the fuck are you staring at?"
He's a chav.
He's a chav.
by Sarah <333 August 27, 2009
Get the chavmug. by Keese September 21, 2005
Get the chavmug. by Yunne December 23, 2007
Get the chavmug. those really stupid people you see wandering around suburban areas such as the local parks and bus stations who (for girls) have their hair tied back reaaaaaaaaaally tighty and many of millions of scrunchies and lots of gold jewelry
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
Get the chavmug. These are invisilicant who usually stay in herds or flocks for protection. They also have very limited vocabulary that usually consists of 'fuckin cmon then, got any fags, init, phat, burbury, smash your face in, bling bling,fuck you, hate goths, hate emos, hate skaters, and hate chavs.
Chavs are all invislicants and ignoramouses.
by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 28, 2005
Get the chavsmug. Chav a greatly increasing disease and threat to our immediate society.
Chav a young male who hangs round Mcdonalds smoking in his "gang" looking out for young children or single people to either steal or attack.He always has lots of FAKE gold jewelery who wears his cap at 90 degrees, lots of berberry and tracksuits (always adidas or nike etc). Chavette a female chav who wears big hoop earrings she is holding a cigarette in 1 hand and a pram handle in the other at the age of 16(the legel age of sex) already with 3 children and a 8 year old daughter(mini chav.)
All chavs have to hang araound in "gangs" and beat up people who are only 4 or 5(it happened to me once i was 7 there were 5 14 year olds chavs I really didn't hurt much lol)they always look for weak people even then they're normally too much for them so they always have a chaviot or chavmobile ready to run away in, it was 20 inch tires and a plank of wood for the spoiler.
Chav a young male who hangs round Mcdonalds smoking in his "gang" looking out for young children or single people to either steal or attack.He always has lots of FAKE gold jewelery who wears his cap at 90 degrees, lots of berberry and tracksuits (always adidas or nike etc). Chavette a female chav who wears big hoop earrings she is holding a cigarette in 1 hand and a pram handle in the other at the age of 16(the legel age of sex) already with 3 children and a 8 year old daughter(mini chav.)
All chavs have to hang araound in "gangs" and beat up people who are only 4 or 5(it happened to me once i was 7 there were 5 14 year olds chavs I really didn't hurt much lol)they always look for weak people even then they're normally too much for them so they always have a chaviot or chavmobile ready to run away in, it was 20 inch tires and a plank of wood for the spoiler.
~10 chavs all smoking outside Tesco's ~ 1 emo~
*emo looks at them then looks away in disgust*
chav #1 : Oi watcha lookin at??
chav #2:yea u wanna fite bruv
chav #3: yea mate comon lets haveus a fite comon
emo:All i was doing was walking through here I'm not looking for a fight
chav#1: oi u watd u say bout my mum
emo# i did not say anything about your mum i simply said I don't want a fight
chav#3: Oi rite now u cant get way wiv saying shit like that bout ma boi
chav#2 :yea comon we have usself a fite
*emo walks up to them punches chav#1 in the nose and all chavs run away back 2 Mcdonalds*
All chavs should die take up chav hunting not fox hunting
Clean the world up kill a chav today
*emo looks at them then looks away in disgust*
chav #1 : Oi watcha lookin at??
chav #2:yea u wanna fite bruv
chav #3: yea mate comon lets haveus a fite comon
emo:All i was doing was walking through here I'm not looking for a fight
chav#1: oi u watd u say bout my mum
emo# i did not say anything about your mum i simply said I don't want a fight
chav#3: Oi rite now u cant get way wiv saying shit like that bout ma boi
chav#2 :yea comon we have usself a fite
*emo walks up to them punches chav#1 in the nose and all chavs run away back 2 Mcdonalds*
All chavs should die take up chav hunting not fox hunting
Clean the world up kill a chav today
by emo_hunter_of_chavs July 7, 2007
Get the chavmug. chavs are mongs, who try to act hard in front of people in thier little chavy gang outside McDonalds. But when they are on thier own in a fight, they run away!! stupid chavs!
''im a chav and im well hard. Lets go and steal a balloon from McDonlads,then we will be cool''
''lets go into the toilets in there aswell and graffiti, because we are well cool!''
''we are such chavs!''
''lets go into the toilets in there aswell and graffiti, because we are well cool!''
''we are such chavs!''
by dollard August 5, 2006
Get the chavsmug.