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Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.
I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.
by Reid R December 17, 2008
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Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.
John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
by disco banana December 3, 2009
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Captain Sully

Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"
Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"
by Whiteboy9576 April 7, 2010
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Captain K. Kiddo

The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.
by Head Ington May 3, 2010
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Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.
Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
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cephalon

1. The head region found on most arthropods such as Trilobites or Isopods. The cephalon usually contains eyes, a mouth, and other rudimentary sensory organs.

2. A Cephalon is an ancient sentient being with multiple brains in Star Wars lore. A single Cephalon contains many simple intelligences which control the body's appendages and other physical movements while also collecting information to send to the main brain of the Cephalon. The main brain is the only one able to conceptualize information and can perceive the universe in four dimensions.

3. A sentient AI intelligence in the popular MMO, Warframe. There are many Cephalons throughout the game with the most known being your ship's Cephalon, Ordis. Cephalons serve many various purposes such as ship navigation, knowledge acquirement, and general assistance. It is implied that Cephalons were first created by the Orokin in order to serve them throughout their lives. Cephalons take on human-like traits and personalities and can even act on their own intentions if need be.
1. The ancient Trilobite's anatomy consists of the pygidium, thorax, and at the top, the cephalon.

2. A Cephalon by the name of Whiplash opposed the Empire in a resistance movement in Star Wars lore.

3. Cephalon Ordis just won't stop talking, huh? Good thing there's an option to mute him specifically.
by LostSocks September 3, 2016
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captain morgan pose

A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.
by FoxxxyD August 29, 2016
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