Chode Carrot

is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.

Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?

Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots

by Tybunk October 28, 2010

carrot cooter

a term used to describe a woman's vaginal hair when her hair is red.

i was going to do it with lisa, until my bud mark told me she had a carrot cooter.

by SecretAgent024 April 2, 2009

Carrot fire

A fire that you fuel by putting carrots in the fire

The carrot fire is burning brightly

by Dogcarrot May 27, 2018

high as carrots

The point of being so high that you can no longer function. Everything you say makes no sense and you can’t even describe what is going through your head.

Roger was high as carrots last night, nobody knew what he was saying.

by Fowlage November 14, 2017

soggy carrot

A sad blowjob.

Carly gave Dave a very unenthusiastic soggy carrot after their second date.

by afwtk July 28, 2016

red carrot

Red Martian Dildo In Male or Female midsection retina which causes to not see for a period of time, which is a prelude to rape as it makes the target more vulnerable

Jeremy, why'd you red carrot me, now I can't see :( What are you doing? UGHH

by Hannah Junn October 8, 2013

carrot muncher

Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.

"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"

by Carmen Huber and Logan Mc Phee April 2, 2008