That of a Canadian born citizen with characterisitics pertaining to the life styles of "hicks" or "rednecks", with the exception of being wealthier. The physical appearance of a cacker is that of a person who owns and wears american eagle collared shirts excessively and has a pasty-pale complection. Typically cackers are males; however, female cackers do exist.
"Did you see that Candian Cacker walk by?"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"
by wmeditsk January 25, 2010
Get the Canadian Cackermug. An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."
Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.
Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.
George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.
by StrictBiz April 9, 2013
Get the Canadian summermug. Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?
Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.
Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.
by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009
Get the Canadian coffeemug. The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.
by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017
Get the canadian baptismmug. when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
by JDursse January 3, 2009
Get the [canadian custard]mug. Basically when your having sex and you ejaculate so hard that her face blows back like when you point a leafblower at someone.
Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(
Don't do it because she will probably bite it off :(
I heard Michael gave Katie a Canadian leafblower yesterday apparently she wasn't impressed and left him alone for the rest of the night.
by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019
Get the canadian leafblowermug. by muffkin July 15, 2013
Get the Canadian Napalmmug.