by Kevin Crosby July 15, 2005

by homastuh August 5, 2009

a delicious bakery item that is often regarded as a delicious treat, however, can also be used to describe the sobriety of an individual
NotSoHungover: Well, Nicole didn't drink that much last night.
OhSoHungover: Yeah, she was as sober as cake!
OhSoHungover: Yeah, she was as sober as cake!
by Highly Intoxicated November 28, 2007

Shoving cake into your partners mouth at the point of orgasm.
During intercourse, at the point of climax. While the woman's mouth is wide open about to scream you summon a large slice of cake and stuff it into her throat. Works particularly well with battenburg cake and Viennese whirls.
For beginners start with a Jaffa cake or Asda mini ring donuts.
During intercourse, at the point of climax. While the woman's mouth is wide open about to scream you summon a large slice of cake and stuff it into her throat. Works particularly well with battenburg cake and Viennese whirls.
For beginners start with a Jaffa cake or Asda mini ring donuts.
by White chocolate dinosaur July 17, 2017

oh man i need to find a safe ride home tonight i think i might have to get a ride home from that hobo over there, because i am caked beyond.
by bob-kitten January 24, 2003

by karamanmomo August 3, 2010

A psychological phenomenon produced only by a sticky green plant, but more so then just the average high, lets put it like this: When your cookin up somthing in the oven it takes a little while for the batter to cook, but for it to become an actual cake, you gotta give it some time. smoke a bowl, youre baked, smoke a cuad, and your caked!
Man im blazed right now, but if we finish this off i might reach that undescribeable caked feeling
Dude i dont even know who or where i am right now! you got me, im caked off my ass
Dude i dont even know who or where i am right now! you got me, im caked off my ass
by LouManChuu October 1, 2009
