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covid eyes 

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
covid eyes by jimmybomm October 29, 2020
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covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public
What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.
covid tinkle by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

COVID Scare 

The fear when you discover that a close loved one is displaying symptoms of Coronavirus.
Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!
COVID Scare by Buchi November 21, 2020

COVID Collaborator 

An individual who chooses not to comply with lawful restrictions and guidance in relation to the COVID-19 virus pandemic and collaborates with the virus to the detriment of law abiding citizens.
That man over there is not wearing a mask, he is a COVID Collaborator.
COVID Collaborator by green923jade December 21, 2020

Covid terrorist

somebody who willfully goes into public even though they are supposed to be quarantined due to an active corona virus infection or an exposure to corona virus
"Wait, Sally posted that she had COVID last night but I saw her in the bagel shop today"
"Yea, she's a COVID terrorist. She needs to stop terrorizing the community with her COVID and stay home"
Covid terrorist by curleyfade89 January 5, 2021

Covid flatsies 

When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.
Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.
Covid flatsies by sweediepie January 16, 2021